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Dec 31st

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happy new year, tumblr! And to my awsome...

Dec 31st

Anonymous asked: You are also ugly

Dec 30th

Footballer: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Footballer: *laughs*
Me: *laughs* 
Footballer: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Footballer: What?
Me: What?
Footballer: 
Me: 
Footballer: 
Me: 
Footballer: 
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster. 
Footballer: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Footballer: But - 
Me: Poster.

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you're...

Dec 29th

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"I want a twilight theme park"

I think you already have one. It’s called a forest. Click here for more laughs!

Dec 29th

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Unfortunately, 97% of Tumblr users will not reblog...

Dec 29th

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When I try to ask my mom for something, →

funniest10k: And all of a sudden she blows up on my face for no reason My reaction: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

Dec 29th

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When I try to ask my mom for something, →

funniest10k: And all of a sudden she blows up on my face for no reason My reaction: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

Dec 29th

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I hate it when I'm at school nothing crazy happens...

Click here for more laughs!

Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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This girl wrote on her facebook wall that she dont...

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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"You can't love them. They're a fictional...

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have...

Before 1990: ////////// 1990://///// 1991:///////// 1992://////////////// 1993:////////////////////////// 1994://////////////////////////// 1995: ///////////////////////////////////////////////// 1996: ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// 1997: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// 1998:...

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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FACT: People with brown eyes are the most fun and...

Dec 27th

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Person: you're ugly 
Me: okay
Person: you're stupid
Me: okay
Person: you're fat
Me: okay
Person: your football team sucks
Me: bitch do you want to die

Dec 27th

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When attractive people make ugly faces it just...

But when I make an ugly face; it’s like: Need a laugh? Click here!

Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

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I got the thing I wanted the most for christmas and it was Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s book!!! Hahha i love it!!! <3<3 My friends actually said it was weird that I wanted the book for christmas, cus they all wished for expencive mahfakking shit… and I was like: “wtf?! Zlatan is scandinavias best baller!! And he have played for some of the best clubs in the world!! Are you...

Dec 24th

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